Ang Silver Lining

Hindi ko maintindihan ang tubig sa gym.  Hirap timplahin.  It’s either hot, or hot-hot.  At kung minsan hot-hot-hot.  Luto na ang itlog ko, kaloka.  Lagi ko nang ugali na mag-suot ng underwear bago sumugod sa locker room pagkatapos mag-shower.  One reason is shy akong mag-bomba in front of other guys na hindi ko kilala.  Another is I haven’t mastered the art of putting on my underwear habang suot ang towel sa waist.  Parang isang malaking effort sa akin. 

Lumabas ako sa shower cubicle na naka-towel kahit na may underwear naman because I’m a dalagang Filipina just like that.  And yesterday I was wearing a pair of boxer briefs, which I can admit to myself, looks hot on me.  Ok, medyo mayabang ang sinabi ko pero at least hindi ako jubes na nagpapanggap na borta hindi tulad ng iba diyannnnnnn. 

Napulot ko lang sa internet ang picture na 'to.

Mmmm-Hmmm!!

May isang slim na tisoy ang naka-occupy sa tabi ng locker ko.  I’ve seen him a couple of times sa workout area.  Sometimes with another mestizo guy who’s beefier and looks a little older.  Maybe my age (pucha inamin ko din.  Wagi).  Feeling ko he was looking at me as I took off my towel and put on my jeans and shirt.  But I never turned around (*sing* “every now and then I get a  little bit lonely and you're never coming around…. Oooooh…”)  to confirm it.  And shy-shy ko lang, shyet. 

After dinner, ayan na, I went online on Grindr.   Wala lang.  Maghahanap ng friend.  Echos.  I changed my profile pic from a scenery in Coron to a smiling pic of myself.  I’m not gwapo naman pero I know I have a nice smile.  Salamat sa limang taon kong pagdudusa sa braces noong bagets pa ako.  So ayun, daming nakikipag chat bigla sa akin.  Award.  Medyo choosy-choosy.  Blocked na ang mga junjun.  Blocked din ang mga sobrang tangkad (LOL!!!) dahil you know, di ko ma-reach.   Blocked ang mga bantay bata levels.   Blocked din ang may opening line na “hello poh.”  So natira ang mga chosen few.  LOL.  I chatted with this guy with no pic but was decent to talk to.  I mean, I could sense that he’s very well educated, nice and all.  After 1 hour (mahabang usapan, I know), he sent his pic.  It was the guy na katabi ko sa locker room earlier!  Kaloka.  I sent him mine.  He instantly recognized me.  And yes, he was watching me as I dressed up.  LOL!  I asked him about the other mestizo guy.  The beefier one.  That’s his partner pala.  Akala ko kapatid niya because magkamukha sila.  At heto pa.  He showed my picture to his partner and he says he sees me at the gym too.  A few minutes later he asked me if I’m interested to have fun with them.

Ho...

May...

Gad!

Putong ama.  Dalawang coño ang nagimbita sa akin na makipag dyug sa kanila.  Pahiram nga ng razor at humaba ang hair ko… sa kili-kili.  Anobeh! Tumambling ang bahay bata ko.  Para lang naman akong asian slave boy.  LOL!

Sorry, but I turned down the  offer.  Why?  Tonginoh.  Ayokong duguin sa doble penetration.  Mahirap na.  LOL.  Kinilig pa rin ako kasi interested sila sa akin.  It kinda made me feel good about myself.  You know.  May alindog pa rin ang lola mo.  And I guess my training at the gym  is giving me results. 

So, next time na makita ko ‘tong dalawang tisoy sa sauna, ALAM NA!  Chot.  Ipaghehele ko sila ng awiting Paru-Parong Bukid dahil ako’y... isang... Dalagang... Filipina.