Last week, I created a Planet Romeo account, hoping that I could meet someone decent. Kahit date man lang. Don't judge me…. I'm single!!! LOL.
Just a few minutes ago, I deleted my account. Naman! Nobody told me that PR is a jologs gay site. Hay naku! Noong una natawa ako sa mga masahistang pokpok na nago-offer ng "services" nila. So deadma lang. And then came the messages from badettes that include the word "poh."
"Helloh poh."
"Pwede poh bang makipag kaibigan?"
"aN0wh pow @ng c3llphON3 nUmbeR N!nyowh? frieNds nah T@yoh HuAh?"
Jusko.
And then the indecent proposals. Tapos kailangan ko pa daw sunduin sa Pasay. O, sa Fairview.
Sundo?
Sa Pasay??
Sa Fairview??
No car? Death!!!
Wala bang lawyer diyan, o doctor, o engineer, o business man, na mukhang tao man lang, yung maayos mag salita… pero bago diyan… maayos muna mag-type ng message kasi pucha naman keyboard na nga ang gamit naka short-cut pa rin kung magsulat. I guess the only way I can date those kinds of people is through friends' recommendations. The messages made me think na hindi sana ako nagbukas ng account sa PR kung pinatulan ko na lang yung offer ni Citibanker na naka-date ko 3 weeks ago na naka Mitsubishi ASX na maging exclusive date ko. Eh nagmaganda ako. Sabi ko I'm not looking for a relationship. Echosera ko talaga. Eh ang tanga-tanga ko naman. Exclusive date lang naman, hindi jowa. So ayun, bye-bye good catch guy. Kung nakatira ka lang sana sa Alabang imbes na sa Marikina, hindi na sana ako nag-inarte.
Pak.
Pakshet.
*****
I called T and told him all about this. I was expecting judgements sandwiched between sarcasms.
"Hu-what?? You had an account on Planet?? Felipe, I know you're ssssssad but I didn't know that you're THIS ssssssssssad! Wawa ka naman! Ehehehe."
Gee. Thanks T.
Just a few minutes ago, I deleted my account. Naman! Nobody told me that PR is a jologs gay site. Hay naku! Noong una natawa ako sa mga masahistang pokpok na nago-offer ng "services" nila. So deadma lang. And then came the messages from badettes that include the word "poh."
"Helloh poh."
"Pwede poh bang makipag kaibigan?"
"aN0wh pow @ng c3llphON3 nUmbeR N!nyowh? frieNds nah T@yoh HuAh?"
Jusko.
And then the indecent proposals. Tapos kailangan ko pa daw sunduin sa Pasay. O, sa Fairview.
Sundo?
Sa Pasay??
Sa Fairview??
No car? Death!!!
Wala bang lawyer diyan, o doctor, o engineer, o business man, na mukhang tao man lang, yung maayos mag salita… pero bago diyan… maayos muna mag-type ng message kasi pucha naman keyboard na nga ang gamit naka short-cut pa rin kung magsulat. I guess the only way I can date those kinds of people is through friends' recommendations. The messages made me think na hindi sana ako nagbukas ng account sa PR kung pinatulan ko na lang yung offer ni Citibanker na naka-date ko 3 weeks ago na naka Mitsubishi ASX na maging exclusive date ko. Eh nagmaganda ako. Sabi ko I'm not looking for a relationship. Echosera ko talaga. Eh ang tanga-tanga ko naman. Exclusive date lang naman, hindi jowa. So ayun, bye-bye good catch guy. Kung nakatira ka lang sana sa Alabang imbes na sa Marikina, hindi na sana ako nag-inarte.
Pak.
Pakshet.
*****
I called T and told him all about this. I was expecting judgements sandwiched between sarcasms.
"Hu-what?? You had an account on Planet?? Felipe, I know you're ssssssad but I didn't know that you're THIS ssssssssssad! Wawa ka naman! Ehehehe."
Gee. Thanks T.
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Hahahahahaha! I had a Guys4men account before it became Planetromeo. I was there for a long while.
ReplyDeleteIn my years in Guys4men, I only met two men, one was one of the most influential men in my life and the second one became my lover. The latter has a high position in some broadcasting company, the influential guy is an artist.
When it became Planetromeo, I was also there for a long while. I only met one, he's also an artist.
My point is, among the masses, there are still good catches wherever you look.
No idea kung ano meron sa PR pero from your post nagka-idea na ako. Hehe. Try mo sa linkedin baka may madangwit ka dun. Char! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteGood luck!
LOL@Nimmy, may point ka teh. Professionalevelsss.
ReplyDeletePatience lang teh, baka mag-evolve din ang jejegays
Canonista - hay naku. sana makita ko yung mga good catches na yan. Kahit Grindr jumojologs level na. LOL.
ReplyDeleteNimmy - magandang suggestion yan. Sana lang hindi ko doon makilala si Manny Pangilinan. CHING!
itd be interesting if thats how we looked at being happpy being single; that the lowest of the lowest would be making a profile on a gay website.
ReplyDeletei just didnt know PR has gone this bad over the years. oh i do miss the old one.
what other gay social networking sites is popular in the PI?
i think the days of decent gay social networking sites are over.
ReplyDeletehay naku, exactly my sentiments about pr! daming chaka, hihihih...
ReplyDeletepero i still log in, deadmatology na lang sa mga jologs, hahha!
try mo kaya sa manjam? or sa adam4adam? madami afam sa a4a, hihihi....
Nag create ako nyan account sa PR nung super down talaga ako to death nung naging single ako last May. Naloka ako, d ko alam gamitin. ahahaha. infainess, benta ang ganda ko bilang asyano sa mga puti. chos! pero same as yours, dinelete ko lang din agad. Wag ka na mag PR, d2 lang sa blogspot, mas madaming matatalino at maaayos na tao. :D
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